The Twits

The Twits a book, written by Roald Dahl and illustrated by Quentin Blake. It was published in 1980. It was the most funniest Book Ever!

Plot
A hideous, vindictive, spiteful couple known as the Twits live together in a brick house without windows. They continuously play practical jokes on each other out of hatred for one another. They also keep a family of pet monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps. The Twits, who are retired circus trainers, are trying to form the first up-side-down monkey circus, leaving the monkeys to stand on their heads for hours on end. If they don't do what Mr. Twit says, Mrs. Twit beats them with her cane. Mr. Twit also coats tree limbs with a strong sticky glue in hopes of catching birds which Mrs. Twit makes into a bird pie. The monkeys try to warn the birds, but since the monkeys speak in an African language, the English birds cannot understand them, so the poor birds wind up boiling in Mrs. Twit's pie. One week, the Roly-Poly bird flies in from Africa to visit the monkeys, and acting as an interpreter of languages, keeps the birds from sitting on any place where Mr. Twit spreads the glue. Mr. Twit tries several times to catch the birds, spreading the glue on an increasing amount of perches, but the Roly-poly bird changes his warning to reflect the new traps. Tired of chasing the birds, the Twits decide to buy guns to kill the birds. The Muggle-Wumps, tired of being forced to stand on their heads, with the help of the birds, use Mr. Twit's powerful glue to attach the couple's furniture to their ceiling while they are away to trick them into thinking that they are upside-down and that their ceiling is actually their floor. The birds also smear glue on the Twit's heads, and the glue permanently affixes them to the ground so that they catch the "Terrible Shrinks" (the disease that Mr. Twit had convinced Mrs. Twit that she had earlier in the book), resulting in them shrinking away into nothing, leaving the Muggle-Wumps free to escape.

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